What happens when a big girl goes on a diet: she’s very angry. Yes, because she’s hungry. Don’t piss her off.

What happens when your breasts are youthful: despite squishing them between two plates of thick plexi-glass, some breasts remain “young” (the nurse’s word, not mine) and need to be ultrasounded.

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• Celery only makes you hungrier. I have it as an afternoon snack because on my diet, I can have as much as I want. But the more I eat, the hungrier I get.
• I hate talking about money out loud. At work today, I filled in for our Purchase Order person. One of our vendors couldn't read the quote sent due to black lines in the fax. Instead of reading ( Read more... )

Promise, last one, but this is so close to what I think:


From Crackle: Penn Says - Disagreeing Doesn't Make You Evil
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